Blog Archive: June 2020

4 Fitness Tips To Get You The Hottest Legs on the Planet

Without a doubt, a pair of sexy legs will get you more noticed by the opposite sex than anything else about you... Great legs will even trump an otherwise plain face and make you an immediate object of affection. But if you want to get your legs and butt into fantastic shape you will need to apply the same principals to your exercise and

3 EASY Steps to Talking Dirty to Your Man

Learning how to talk dirty to your man can be an amazing adventure that the both of you share, but only if you learn how to talk dirty the right way, and with a solid foundation to start from. Most women that learn how to talk dirty without any sort of structure feel pressured to turn into a dirty talking porn star overnight, which fortunately

The Best Technique To Catch A Cheating Lover

Relationships take work - they take trust, faith, communication, and two people are working together to reach their own goal and that goal is to keep their relationships solid. We live in a disposable society, and it seems that relationships and marriage have also become quite disposable. You must know, breaking up is never fun, but many

Do You Think He’s Cheating?

Before we begin, tell me which guys in the relationships below are cheating: 1. Hannah and Andre have been dating for 2 years.They’ve talked about getting married. She even thinks he’s been pricing some rings… 2. Elisa and Malik are like the “old couple” among their friends – they’ve been together now for 5 years, and even though

3 Steps to Phone Sex Success

Learning how to talk dirty on the phone is similar to learning how to talk dirty in person, but there are certain major differences that set the two a world apart. Talking dirty on the phone is 100% reliant on your voice and words alone, as your appearance, touch, and physical energy are missing from the dirty talk you would have

Turn Drama into a Great Sex Life

Today I want to talk to you about the DRAMA that women secretly (or not so secretly) crave… And how to be a woman’s “hero” who makes her feel safe, wanted and crazy attracted. In my program, Text Your Wife Into Bed, I teach men how to keep the romance in their relationships, with wives or long-term girlfriends, alive with

Secret Lifestyle Travel Guide

Created By TRUE Lifestylers For The Lifestyle The book everyone in the know should have and why you should too… Part One A Brief Introduction To The Lifestyle The benefits What kind of people will I meet in the lifestyle? Fantasies, physical attraction, and expectations. The language of the lifestyle. Sexual orientation. Performance

How to Trigger Her Sexual Hot Button (and it's not what you think!)

I can guess by reading that headline you have visions of the female anatomy dancing through your imagination. What I’m talking about here has nothing to do with places below the waistline…it’s about tickling the space between her ears. I like to say sex happens in the body but eroticism happens in the mind. And with women,

Be a Gentleman in the Streets and a Casanova in the Sheets

Men, I get it. You are in a tough spot. You love women and want to treat them right (your mama taught you well after all)…and yet the last thing you want is to be that boring “nice guy” who fails to win her heart (or get her off). I’m here to tell you that it’s possible to be both a gentleman AND get the girl. And

Salsa Dancing Courses

SalsaDancingCourses is an online salsa dance class that has been gaining in popularity, but is it effective? Here's a review of its pros and cons. Emily Estrella of SalsaDancingCourses offers over 6 hours of salsa dance instruction and promises to be the only salsa dance class that guarantees results with one-on-one coaching. Judging from

Amber's Pole Dancing Course

Amber's Pole Dancing Course is an online pole dancing class that has been gaining in popularity, but is it effective? Here's a review of its pros and cons. Amber of Pole Dancing Courses offers over 100 videos (over 6 hours) of belly dance instruction and promises a fun, engaging and easy way to learn pole dancing. Judging from the content

Mariella's Belly Dancing Course

BellyDancingCourse is an online belly dance class that has been gaining in popularity, but is it effective? Here's a review of its pros and cons. Mariella of BellyDancingCourse offers over 50 videos (over 8 hours) of belly dance instruction and promises a fun, engaging and easy way to learn belly dancing. Judging from the content being

Top 10 Turnoffs For A Woman

So, you know you are an awesome guy. Good-looking, funny, and the ladies love you. That is until you start talking with them for awhile. Meeting these beautiful women is not the problem, but making them stick around is. You just can’t seem to figure out what’s going on and why you can start the deal but can’t finish it

Stop Scaring Girls Away On FB

I was on Facebook the other day and one of my female friends commented to me about how many Facebook stalkers she has. Now, being the type of guy who likes to laugh at stupid behavior of other men when trying to pick up girls, I asked her what were the most common characteristics of a Facebook stalker. After a detailed conversation, this is what I

Online Dating & Facebook Etiquette

What is the correct online dating and Facebook  etiquette if you run into an unattractive women? Well chances are if you did run into her you did not follow the proper online dating etiquette and screening process. That's because you don't know how to impress a girl online. Remember, before you even agree to meet up with a woman, always ask

How To Pick Up Girls On Facebook

Do not use the "poke" function to try and get her attention Why? Well because a hot girl would be receiving so many pokes from random guys it would get annyoing. I know the poke function is fun and cool to play with, but you have to understand that it does nothing to convey your personality. In fact you're just another guy who can't think of

How To Find Girls on Facebook (NOT UGLY ONES)

Finding girls on Facebook is an easy task. Do you really think so? Just give it a try. Almost 90 percent of the ladies will turn down your friendship requests. This happens simply because too many men are looking for romantic opportunities in the social network. I will lie to you if I tell you that the task of finding a girl on Facebook is

How To Attract HOT Girls On Facebook And Date Them

When it comes to technology, people take advantage of the fact that they are behind a computer screen. Whether it’s emails, texts, tweets, or Facebook posts, people say some of the dumbest things because they think they can hide behind that screen. What we all need to realize is that there are real people on the other side of the screen

How To Attract Beautiful Women In Your Life By Using Social Media

Sometimes you get to a point where you feel like you have run out of options. You eat the same things for lunch, wear the same clothes, and yes, even date the same girls. It seems like everywhere you go, the same girls are there. Maybe you live in a smaller town so each social scene has the same groups of people every time you go out. Even if you

Avoiding THAT Awkward Silence When Talking To A Girl

So you meet a girl, you’re having a great time, you’re talking, you’re laughing, and you’re… nothing. There it is. That dreaded awkward silence. Panic kicks in and your stomach drops. There is nothing to say. There is nothing to do. So you just look around. You look up, you look down, you stare at your hands, but you

Asking A Girl Out On Facebook

Internet communication has turned into a wonderful way to meet girls and I can tell you a lot about it. Online dating comes with multiple advantages. You feel much more confident and comfortable and the embarrassment of face-to-face communication is missing. This way, you can ultimately enjoy the opportunity and meet a great girl. Many people have

5 Dating Mistakes That Men Make With Women

Great women are hard to find. So when you do find one, don’t ruin your chances by making these deadly mistakes. Remember, attractive women have dated a lot of men so they know what’s going on. The result? They’ll disappear before you realize you’ve done anything wrong. Here are 5 things that many men do that blow their

3 DEADLY Mistakes To Avoid When On Adult Dating Sites

Have you tried online dating on adult sites? I know internet dating may sound a little lame STILL, but we're now at an age where meeting someone online is generally accepted as not only for geeks is real people use it. Yes, I'm talking about real hot women also use it as well. So that has led me to write this article about online dating

6 Signs That You’re Meant to Be Together

If you’re struggling with the question of whether you’re with the right man or not, you’re not alone… Knowing whether you’re with “the one” for you and forsaking all others is a big decision that many women wrestle with. The last thing anyone wants is to be stuck in a marriage where you’re both

6 Signs that He’s Falling in Love with You

If you’ve been seeing someone or are in a relationship and you want to know if he’s starting to fall in love with you, here are some of the telltale signs… He Initiates Contact With You When a guy starts falling in love, he begins thinking about the woman he loves a lot… Because of this, he might end up contacting you,

5 Dating Mistakes That Women Make With Men

Great men are hard to find. So when you find one, don’t ruin your chances by making these deadly mistakes. Remember, attractive men have dated a lot of women so they know what’s going on. The result? They’ll disappear before you realize you’ve done anything wrong. Here are 5 things that many women do that blow their

How To Spice Up The Sex in Your Marriage

Many couples, particularly those who have been together for a while, find that the sexual side of their relationship can begin to wane and become a bit stale. Sex for them may become dull or even boring. Even worse, they may totally cease having sex together. Here are some ideas that can help you. The problem is that in other ways they may have a

How To Introduce Your Lover to the Swinging Lifestyle

Have you ever had the thought that you would like to be a swinger and indulge in sexual fantasies such as couple swapping, threesomes and orgies? Yet your partner is not interested? Do not despair – there are things you can do about it. Most people have sexual fantasies of some sort or other. It is perfectly natural and is part of our

How to Introduce Swinging to your Lover

If you are married or in a relationship and have always been excited by the thought of swinging but don’t know how to introduce the idea to your partner then you will be interested in this article.  There are really only three things you need to consider, the quality of your communication, your intimacy and your sexual

How To Deal With Your Wife Not Wanting to Have Sex

In many relationships there seems to be an imbalance of sexual desire. There are lots of reasons for this. One partner may lose interest over time. External factors such as pressures of work and children may make sex become a lower priority and something that needs to be fitted in around other activities. It is also true that familiarity can

Why ED Drugs Are NOT The Answer

You’ve probably seen the commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and the other popular drugs used in the treatment of ED. The big pharmaceutical companies are constantly bombarding you with ads, both on television and online, hyping the benefits of their latest class of “wonder drugs.” They’re so popular that many people who don’t have

The Truth About Erectile Dysfunction

Erectile Dysfunction (ED) is a deeply misunderstood condition. There are a couple of major problems with diagnosing it. The first is the fact that very often, men jump to the conclusion that they’re suffering from ED the first time they experience a performance problem. Sometimes, however, a performance problem is just that. A (temporary)

Sensitive Issues

I've been suffering from a sensitive set of issues recently. Issues that left me unable to satisfy my wife, leading to my marriage losing its spark. I never thought that things would ever heat up for my wife and I again. That is, until I discovered Hard On Demand... You see, my wife and I have been happily married for a good many years now.

Is Your Diet Helping (Or Harming) Your Erections

Erectile Dysfunction can be devastating to men, and unfortunately, millions of men suffer from the condition. If you go to the doctor to talk about the issue, you’re likely to get put on one or more of the popular medications used to treat the condition. While they can be effective (temporarily), these medications come with a raft of

How To Know If You Suffer From ED

Erectile Dysfunction (ED) is a problem that affects millions of men. The older you are, the more likely it is that you’ll experience it. The problem, of course, is knowing when ED is an actual problem, and when you’re just experiencing a temporary glitch in your anatomy. It’s no secret – men are pretty attached to their

Hard On Demand

Things weren't always as good for me as they are now. There was a time when I couldn't get a steady girlfriend, had zero self confidence and could hardly talk to ladies without feeling uncomfortable. For years, I'd had this problem in the bedroom. I never quite knew why. Doctors couldn't give me an answer, and medications didn't work. And when

ED And the Importance Of Exercise

It’s hardly a news flash that exercise is important for your overall health, but what you may not have known is that getting enough exercise is also an important step toward minimizing your ED symptoms. Of course, don’t expect to hear such things from the people who are selling you ED pills every month. They’d just as soon see

Are The Meds You Take Harming Your Erections?

There are a stunning variety of things that can cause or worsen erectile dysfunction (ED).  Some are psychological.  Others are diet or lifestyle choices.  Others still though, are medicines your doctor may have prescribed to you in order to treat other health conditions you may have.  Some of them are pretty well known and

5 Common Mistakes That Make Your ED Worse

When it comes to health issue, we are often our own worst enemies. You see this in a lot of cases and with a variety of diseases.  People who know they have high blood pressure and high cholesterol don’t change their diets and keep eating lots of fried food, for example.  Erectile Dysfunction is no different.  Here are a

3 Hidden Causes Of Erectile Dysfunction

Erectile Dysfunction is no laughing matter. It can hit any man, of any age, but of course, is much more prevalent among older men. Once you hit forty, you’re increasingly likely to suffer from ED. It’s important to understand, however, that not every case of sexual dysfunction is an ED problem. Sooner or later, every man faces the

12 Nights of Passion: a Sex Game to Be Carried Out in Days

by Gabrielle Moore Sex games can be as easy or as complicated as you want them to be. There are those where you just whip out a sex game board and be done with it in a few minutes – nothing wrong with that! – but there are also those that take some time in its execution. Your sex life should never be a routine. That’s why it’s

100 Sex Games Book Review

One of the biggest challenges in a long-term relationship is trying to keep things exciting in the bedroom. Whether it’s work, the kids or the other 1000 things you need to do, dedicating time to keep the fire burning in your sex life is often easier said than done. Let’s face it, we all have busy lives. Therefore, it makes sense to find

7 Lovemaking Mistakes That Couples Make and How To Avoid Them

By Michael Webb Did you know that people who try to spice up their lovemaking, often make their experiences LESS fulfilling? It’s true. Over the years, I've seen couples make the same mistakes over and over again, when trying to improve their love lives, and I'd like to teach you how to overcome and avoid these problems. Here are the 7

Coping With Your Divorce - 3 Things You Will Probably Prefer to Avoid

Coping with your divorce can seem like a lonely and over whelming experience and sadly this challenging experience seems to be on the increase in today’s society and our children are not finding having two parents that are living in two different houses to be such an isolating experience. Most people today turn to the World Wide Web when

5 Signs Your Wife Wants A Divorce (And How To Prevent It)

If your marriage is ‘on the rocks’ and you’re worried that your spouse is thinking about asking for a divorce, then this article is for you. I’ll explain a few signs to look for that indicate your wife is thinking about divorce, and I’ll tell you how to stop it and how to begin repairing your marriage. So, let’s dive into the first

5 Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce (And How To Prevent It)

If your marriage is ‘on the rocks’ and you’re worried that your spouse is thinking about asking for a divorce, then this article is for you. I’ll explain a few signs to look for that indicate your husband is thinking about divorce, and I’ll tell you how to stop it and how to begin repairing your marriage. So, let’s dive into the

Three bulls on a farm are arguing over who gets to have the most cows

Three bulls hear the rancher is bringing another bull onto the ranch, and will most likely be reassigning cows to each one. The first bull says to the others, “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” “I’ve been here three years,” says the second bull, “and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m

There is a factory in northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

There is a factory in northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lena is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8 a.m. The next day, at 8:45 a.m., the foreman throws open the personnel manager’s office door and begins to rant about the new

Man's wife forbids him from going camping and his solution is too funny

Man's wife forbids him from going camping and his solution is too funny! Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Rob’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but there’s nothing they can

Kids are always trying to find a way to cheat the system!

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy,

Husband thinks wife is cheating!

Husband thinks wife is cheating, calls home in the middle of the day and he gets quite the story.... A little girl picks up the phone. “Hello?” “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” Daddy asks. “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But, honey, you haven’t got

Hillbillies in a Restaurant!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?” The woman shakes

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having the Guts to do something or Balls to do something. But, do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife who is holding a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you

Husband reports wife missing, he's fuzzy on everything except the important details

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home ! Sheriff: Height? Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sheriff: Weight ? Husband: Don’t know. Kinda cute, Not slim, not really fat. Sheriff: Color of eyes ? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sheriff: Color of hair ? Husband:

Free Beer For Whoever Can Pass The Test

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign hanging in the entrance, which says "FREE BEER FOR WHOEVER CAN PASS THE TEST!" So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The bartender replies, "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila – the whole thing at once – and you can’t make a face while doing it.

Farmer gets a new rooster but this big bird is more than he bargained for!

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.” Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer

His nagging wife passes away during vacation, and the man has a hilarious comment

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a few days before their vacation ended, a tragic accident ended the woman’s life. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her

Fish Hooks

A young guy from Maine moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a sporting goods salesman back in Greenville Maine." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave

The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover When she heard her husband Opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, Then dusted him with talcum powder, 'Don't move until I tell you.' She said. 'Pretend you're a statue..' 'What's this?' the husband inquired As he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,'

Shared Experience

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path." "Gentlemen,

Three men are in a public bathroom and show their very different upbringings

People love to brag! Two wealthy college students and a retired old truck driver were using the urinals in a public restroom. The first young man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of

Elderly couple gets stranded on desert island

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below

Sometimes it helps to be strong, and other times it helps to be witty!

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day while in bed with her boyfriend, she hears her husband’s car pull into the driveway. She yells at the boyfriend, “Quick! Grab your clothes and jump out of the window. My husband has arrived home early!” The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “It’s raining like

Think about this next time you have a bad day

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, troublemaking biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I suddenly burst into tears. “Oh, come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man

To All My Golfing Friends

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabbylooking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the

The Affair!

A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And told his lover to take his shoes Outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife


The pastor of a Baptist church called the little children to the front of the church, all dressed in their cute little Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful, and today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?" One little boy


There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley: To: John Hinckley From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted

The Pickle Slicer

Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of

Husband Down!

Eddie and his wife June are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Heineken and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you're doing?” asks June. “They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans,” Eddie replies. “Put them back, we can't afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles

Blonde has to answer a question in front of thousands of viewers, and she was on the spot

80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20

The Tree Hugger!

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a

The Salt Truck

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches

On the fourth day, God created man!

On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?” So God agreed. On the second day,

Navajo Message To The Moon

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big suits doing?" One

My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George

My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George. After almost 11 hours on the road, we were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00. I explode and demand to know

Mom punishes son for cursing, but his comeback is the real kicker

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause

The Cow!

This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard. First-year students at Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have

The Farmer

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering

Men Are Just Happier People!

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly at a recently married couple’s house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch totally naked. “What are you doing?!” she asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re

Gotta love those Blondes

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio!

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the

Farmer’s wife says no to a roll in the hay

Farmer’s wife says no to a “roll in the hay,” but he’s the one who gets the last laugh A Tennessee farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields, and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay. His wife replied, “No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute

You Can Be The Man Of Your House

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 grueling years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the

Kids say the darndest things...

A 5-year-old boy visited his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs

Published on  April 27th, 2019

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